People asked, so I delivered. Here's the beefy tee.
 
Combining a soft material and a relaxed fit, this premium t-shirt will keep you comfortable all day long. It is incredibly soft.
Lightweight 4.3 oz., 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
Side seams
Short, set-in sleeves
3/4" rib-knit collar with spandex
Single-needle topstitched collar
Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
Tape neck and shoulder seams
Tear-away label